Monthly Archive for September, 2009

2491

A leading Egyptian scholar demands that people caught importing a female virginity-faking device into the country face the death penalty. The scholar says supplying the item is akin to spreading vice in society, a crime punishable by death in Islamic Sharia law. The device is said to release liquid imitating blood, allowing a female to feign virginity on her wedding night.

2490- Daniil Kharms

There lived a redheaded man who had no eyes or ears. He didn”t have hair either, so he was called a redhead arbitrarily. He couldn”t talk because he had no mouth. He had no nose either. He didn”t even have arms or legs. He had no stomach, he had no back, he had no spine, and he had no innards at all. He didn”t have anything. So we don”t even know who we”re talking about. It”s better that we don”t talk about him any more.