Daily Archive for January 10th, 2005

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Killer school girls throw tip-poisoned darts coming out of their vaginas.

2084

A man loses his nose, with no possible explanation. One day he gets up and has no nose. Even more surprisingly, he finds it in the street, dressed as a military engineer, and on the point of getting in a carriage.

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– Why are you shaking all over?