Monthly Archive for January, 2005

2087

Her own husband, father of her two sons, was an agent who had for years informed the Stasi about every detail of her life. He probably married her in order to do so.

2086

The Stasi stored a carefully preserved sample of his sweat, in case they should ever need to set police dogs after him.

2085

Killer school girls throw tip-poisoned darts coming out of their vaginas.

2084

A man loses his nose, with no possible explanation. One day he gets up and has no nose. Even more surprisingly, he finds it in the street, dressed as a military engineer, and on the point of getting in a carriage.

2083

- Why are you shaking all over?