Monthly Archive for September, 2004

2054

- Ask me if I am a frog.

2053

A thief, a pirate, a hoodlum, a thug, a ruffian, a vandal, a hooligan, a gangster, a liar, an impostor, a pretender, a fraud; and yet, a very good man.

2052

A married man with children has a mistress. One day, when he has to catch a plane to meet his family and wife, he misses the plane because of the sexual appetite of his mistress. The missed plane crashes. He leaves his wife and family to marry his mistress; she saved his life.